It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.
by good buddy June 12, 2014
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Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4
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by bripgilb March 21, 2017
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Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
by Soproanomon January 1, 2023
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I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004
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