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John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.
Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.
by good buddy June 12, 2014
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John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.
Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4
by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021
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John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.
Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.
by bripgilb March 21, 2017
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Eat shit from John

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
by Soproanomon January 1, 2023
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shit that killed john wayne

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.
"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"
by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006
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John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004
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john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007
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