John Wayned 

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

John Wayned by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

john wayned 

Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.

WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.

john wayned by T. Smizzle August 20, 2006

John Wayne toilet paper 

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper 

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

john waynes saddle bags by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

John Wayne 

The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.

Known to many as simply: "The Duke".

He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.

John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.

"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."

John Wayne by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

John Wayne Casserole 

When someone vomits on another person's chest, poops on top of it and then ejaculates on top of it. It is often a part of foreplay.

I think Jeff needs to stop drinking, last week he woke up in an alley and someone had given him a John Wayne Casserole and stole his wallet.

John Wayne Casserole by DigimonHero91 October 21, 2010