To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
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by Keepo123 September 8, 2015
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Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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A grateful jog is when someone jogs across the street for a stopping car.
He had a spring and a skip in his grateful jog across the street
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The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal December 29, 2016
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Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.
I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!
by Debzy1980 October 25, 2017
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When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
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