A “Joey” is basically the clean version of the word “f*ckboy.” He’s a boy that doesn’t genuinely care about you and is only playing and using you. This is a boy that does you wrong, whether it’s cheating on you, leading you on, and more. This circulated from the Just Sharon YouTube channel.
Girl 1: He’s cute, what do you think?
Girl 2: No, he’s such a Joey. He cheated on his last girlfriend with her sister.
by justsharon March 10, 2020
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Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Joey.
by 1995JBJ October 23, 2009
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An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being.
Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can
be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.
Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.
by katester3000 March 4, 2010
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A kind and loving friend. She will never leave your side and will always care about you. She is the most chillest person on earth and wants to help people feel wanted. If you have someone in your life like her, cherish it...trust me. Love her back and tell her everything is going to be fine because people need that. Never take anyone for granted and Joey will teach you this. She will make you feel loved and make you feel like a better person over all. Love you and hope we always stay friends! :D
Joey thanks for being a great friend. You are the kind of person I need in my life. "Joey is such a good person! You need a Joey in your life!"
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Joey- an amazing guy with great eyes, he's very charming and all the girls chase after him. he's loyal and loving. Joey is an amazing kisser and knows the right things to say at the right moment. He has a great body, and is extremely funny. He is full of suprises, and hates the word band-aid because he thinks its bandage. joey has an amazing immitaion austrailian accent and always makes me laugh. **GIRLS** if a Joey ever gets mad, dont let him walk away, always chase after him and make everything alright. trust me you dont want to lose him. he'll be the best thing you'll ever find....
joey- hey you :)
maddie- hey :)
joey- i have a suprise for you....
maddie- whatt??
joey- will you go out with me?
maddie- yes!
by m&ms are good August 20, 2011
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1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch

2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo

3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him")

4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.
4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life
by hornplayer1 July 28, 2010
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a very sexy thang that is the hottest thing alive. :)
Looks sorta tanned and make u wanna lick him till he turns white.

Hes cute and nice, talks like a bunny, but damm he so sexy.
Hes happy like every day and the best person you have ever met.
ALSO VERY ABLICIOUS.
MAN 1: "oh DAANG DAAANG u see that hot guy ther"

MAN 2: "O ya.. hes just too hot man, a JOEY"

girl 1: "omg a bunch of pure bliss, goodness, shininess, and a hint of mexican all right there BABAY."

Man 1 and 2: "Yeh MAN!"
by getitupBABY December 8, 2010
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