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Joe Ligma 

a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*
ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?
Joe Ligma by AKBARNIBBA November 22, 2019
To beleive something that is totally unture as a result of something possibly misheard or even dreamt.

A Joe-Lie will become so engrained in their reality that they will insist theyre right and will make up false evidence to back it up.
Tom: Hey Average Joe, you ordered the tickets for the festival yet?
Average Joe: Yeah man, ordered them yesterday should be here soon
Tom: Nice

*weeks later*

Tom: The tickets arrived yet?
AV: Me and Shane are sorting it tonight.
Tom: I thought you said you ordered them ages ago.
AV: Yeah...well
Tom: Another Joe-lie!
Joe-Lie by GobiasIndustries December 10, 2009

Joe Lieberman 

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections
Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.
Joe Lieberman by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011

Joe Lieden 

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
Joe Lieden by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022

joe-like grin

I Joe grinned at a thought of "nipple pockets"
joe-like grin by Joe_grinner March 6, 2005

joe lipper

The joe that wears shorts with socks
Man, that Joe Lipper, I can always see his socks.
joe lipper by dontgetnolip February 23, 2017