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To beleive something that is totally unture as a result of something possibly misheard or even dreamt.

A Joe-Lie will become so engrained in their reality that they will insist theyre right and will make up false evidence to back it up.
Tom: Hey Average Joe, you ordered the tickets for the festival yet?
Average Joe: Yeah man, ordered them yesterday should be here soon
Tom: Nice

*weeks later*

Tom: The tickets arrived yet?
AV: Me and Shane are sorting it tonight.
Tom: I thought you said you ordered them ages ago.
AV: Yeah...well
Tom: Another Joe-lie!
Joe-Lie by GobiasIndustries December 10, 2009
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Joe Lieberman 

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections
Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.
Joe Lieberman by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011
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Joe Lieden 

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
Joe Lieden by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022
An extremely smart and talented girl who has a big heart. Loves all of her friends and has the compassion and love to put others first. She’s always super fun to be around and will be there for you whenever you need her the most. She’s had an amazing personality and stands out in the crowd. She’s fun, smart, beautiful, loyal, kind, caring, happy, and outgoing. She’s one of the most amazing girls in the world and anyone lucky enough to have a joelie in their life is truly blessed. She is great with kids and loves life. She’s super thic and is always down for a good time.
She must be a joelie 😍
Joelie by Livin’Life January 19, 2019
One of my best friends that doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP :) but it's ok i love her. Used to describe one that is happy and always in a good mood.
Joelie: Dude what's going on with Martha?
Olivia: Idk fam she talked shit so ion talk to her no more
Joelie: Oh shit man that sucksss
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Martha: What is Olivia saying about me!?
Joelie: Hold up I have screenshots
OR
Joelie: Hey it's a beautiful day I'm so fuckin happy
Olivia: yay positivity
Joelie by SupDudesItsOlivia January 7, 2017

Joelie abo 

A fat sweaty gorm who sweats of playing call of duty and has no life an gives a lot of cheek
The boy was being a joelie abo
Joelie abo by FiddlersFunVan May 15, 2016
well joelier is like a good friend you can ever have you should want to have a good friend like and he is also most likely going to be single but even though he has friend he can mostly likely forget and just care for them only by the way joelier is a capricorn.😇😇😇
joelier is always awesome
joelier by joelier April 18, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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