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To beleive something that is totally unture as a result of something possibly misheard or even dreamt.

A Joe-Lie will become so engrained in their reality that they will insist theyre right and will make up false evidence to back it up.
Tom: Hey Average Joe, you ordered the tickets for the festival yet?
Average Joe: Yeah man, ordered them yesterday should be here soon
Tom: Nice

*weeks later*

Tom: The tickets arrived yet?
AV: Me and Shane are sorting it tonight.
Tom: I thought you said you ordered them ages ago.
AV: Yeah...well
Tom: Another Joe-lie!
Joe-Lie by GobiasIndustries December 10, 2009
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Joe Lieberman 

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections
Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.
Joe Lieberman by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011
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Joe Lieden 

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
Joe Lieden by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022
An extremely smart and talented girl who has a big heart. Loves all of her friends and has the compassion and love to put others first. She’s always super fun to be around and will be there for you whenever you need her the most. She’s had an amazing personality and stands out in the crowd. She’s fun, smart, beautiful, loyal, kind, caring, happy, and outgoing. She’s one of the most amazing girls in the world and anyone lucky enough to have a joelie in their life is truly blessed. She is great with kids and loves life. She’s super thic and is always down for a good time.
She must be a joelie 😍
Joelie by Livin’Life January 19, 2019
One of my best friends that doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP :) but it's ok i love her. Used to describe one that is happy and always in a good mood.
Joelie: Dude what's going on with Martha?
Olivia: Idk fam she talked shit so ion talk to her no more
Joelie: Oh shit man that sucksss
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Martha: What is Olivia saying about me!?
Joelie: Hold up I have screenshots
OR
Joelie: Hey it's a beautiful day I'm so fuckin happy
Olivia: yay positivity
Joelie by SupDudesItsOlivia January 7, 2017

Joelie abo 

A fat sweaty gorm who sweats of playing call of duty and has no life an gives a lot of cheek
The boy was being a joelie abo
Joelie abo by FiddlersFunVan May 15, 2016
well joelier is like a good friend you can ever have you should want to have a good friend like and he is also most likely going to be single but even though he has friend he can mostly likely forget and just care for them only by the way joelier is a capricorn.😇😇😇
joelier is always awesome
joelier by joelier April 18, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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