Joe Burger

The funny word you get when you combine a name with Joe in it: Joe Biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger.

Person 1: Hey I know something funny!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: If you combine Joe biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger, you get the funny word Joe Burger!
Person 2: WE'VE HAD THIS EXACT CONVERSATION 8 TIMES NOW IN THE PAST 13 MINUTES COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Joe Burger by Flapje July 2, 2021

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jonburger

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.

Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.

jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

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Joe Burger • jonburger • Joe Biden • Joe Mama • Joe D. • Joe Jonas • Joe The Plumber • Joe Rogan • joe momma • Joe-Bama

Jonburger

A burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house.

I crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly.

Jonburger by inthebushes December 10, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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