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Jock ass
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
Jock ass by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
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Jock ass
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
Jock ass by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
Jock-Ass
Bitchin on your jock ass
A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?
B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.
B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.
Bitchin on your jock ass by Pseudo-McCoy October 23, 2009
antigeek jock asshole
Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.
Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.
antigeek jock asshole by Bob882 November 30, 2004
Jockass
A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.
The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.
Jockass by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.