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Joccaled 

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He'll seem like a troublemaker at first glance, but he's more underneath that. He's a respectful, generous, kind, funny young man. His intelligence and connections surprise people, but prove useful in many situations. He'll treat you right as long as you're his friend or lover. His heart is huge, enough to love everyone in this world with his whole heart. But only the right person can uncover it. Typically, he'll fall for someone he met abruptly and make a move that same week. But he does this because he's so eager to show his love to the right person. He's such a perfect human being, it's hard to imagine someone who couldn't find it in their heart to like him as a person.
"Wow! That guy's so amazing, he's such a joccaled!"
Joccaled by AirplaneRide May 25, 2025
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Joccaled 

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, but one who looks like a troublemaker at first glance. He'll kick the teachers trashcan on the last day of school and shoot silly spray at his friends, but he'll never mistreat you. He has a soft heart that can easily be uncovered by the right person. A Joccaled is loyal and won't give up on you unless you give him a huge reason to. He is strong and, despite his difficulties paying attention, very intelligent. He hates it when people doubt him and goes out of his way to show his love for you. He is admirable, courageous, kind, funny, and an amazing person in general.
"Wow! That guy's so amazing, he's such a joccaled!"
Joccaled by AirplaneRide May 25, 2025
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