The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see
( in a group of friends)

Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "

Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "

Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
by PUKEBLOOD September 20, 2007
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When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter August 28, 2007
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The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
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Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
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Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
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