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Amazing teen singer who caught most people with her #1 hit single "Leave (Get Out)" in summer '04. Her new album "The High Road" is scheduled to be released on September 19, and her new single "Too Little Too Late" has already leaked onto the internet and is due to impact radio SOON.
JoJo has an incredible voice!
by Mikemurf June 30, 2006
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Any severely outdated vehicle rolling around town. Extra points for a beat up VW van.
Whoa!!! Check out that van!

Yeah, totally a JoJo.
by Madge86 November 05, 2008
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Seriously, dude. I don't know what happened.

I was just pounding Jojo's tight teen twat with my giant, cum-filled cock one day, and before I knew it, Chris Hansen was knocking on my door, telling me to take a seat...
by not-pedobear March 31, 2008
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A smart guy but very funny always cheer you uo and is very loyal. Will always be on your said and is hard to fall outta love. Love to flex his money and kno that nobody will fuck with him. Very charming and is a great listener. Very great in bed !
Wow kim i met a jojo last night he was freaking awesome

Im in love with a jojo
by Therealaboutus December 19, 2016
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A derogatory term for young members of the Jehovah's Witness cult who travel on foot or via mountain bike throughout most of the USA, recruiting for their cause.
Jamie "Oh, here comes the Jojos..."

Quanell "Quick, go inside and be quiet, we don't want any Jojos visiting our party"
by DeanerBeaner September 28, 2007
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A person who meant the world to you while you were together and made you happier than anything else and there is simply nothing comparable. A person who you would do anything to be with again no questions asked if they told you what to do you'd do it without hesitation. A person who is drop dead gorgeous but you get to held up in their smile to look any further. To make it simple the most perfect person in the world to be with again.
Zac: There's nothing i want but to have her back.

Brandon: yeah that's how ill felt about my jojo there's nothing better than a girl like that
by cheeseless cracka December 21, 2013
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(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
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