Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.

“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”

by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.

"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

by watchoutforerikastheirwhores August 24, 2015

jbizzle fizzle

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.

I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.

by Jzahandler December 31, 2022