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jizz whizz 

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch
jizz whizz by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

Jizz 'n' Whizz 

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
Jizz 'n' Whizz by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022

Whizz N' Jizz 

When one reaches godly heights he can urinate and cum at the same time.
Bro she was so good last night, she made me Whizz N' Jizz.
Whizz N' Jizz by Nooblis June 14, 2016

jizz wizz 

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm
"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"
jizz wizz by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Jizz wizz 

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
“You were in there a long time
“I was busy with a jizz wizz
Jizz wizz by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Wizz 

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.
Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.
Jizz Wizz by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011