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jizz jazz 

Jizz jazz is the cheesy jazz music in pornos.
I can't even concentrate with this shitty jizz jazz.
jizz jazz by Zach Quint July 14, 2007
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Jizz Jazz 

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

jizz jazz 

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
jizz jazz by the tonk god July 29, 2021

jizz jazz 

Derived from the action of "jazz hands" jizz jazz is putting one hand in the vagina and the other in the anus and shaking your hands around.
jizz jazz by Gandy the Blue October 3, 2006

Jizz Jazz 

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.
Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.
Jizz Jazz by FTHET October 25, 2007

jizz-jazz 

jazz that provides the listener with a massive urge to jizz instantanously
"jizz in my pants"by lonly island is a form of jizz-jazz
jizz-jazz by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 19, 2009

Jazz and jizz 

Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.
"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"
Jazz and jizz by frocodile March 7, 2022
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