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Jimitri is a very outgoing dude he loves to be around his friends and have fun but there is times where he sticks to him self. He is also very cute and attracts almost any girl hes wanted but watch out girls he could be flirty with you and only see you as a friend his love life is not perfect but when he’s in a relationship he will love you unconditionally only if you’re the one he really wants if you’re not he may be talking to other girls too or who knows he could be with 2 girls at the time, scary part is the girls probably know about each other and are in a throuple relationship lol.
Girl 1: girlll you see that dude over there ?
Girl 2: yess girl that’s jimitri let’s go get him

random guy: be careful he’s not who you think he is

Both girls: it’s okkk we both want to be with him
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A mental disorder that causes a person to act half their age, explode with anger at random people, make bad jokes, and annoy other people
Person 1: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!! Person 2: Dude, do you have jimitis or what?
jimitis by coder68 August 29, 2009
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Jamitrius 

Jamitrius is a very athletic person with a big heart. He is a great friend and a awesome sibling.Jamitrius is good most of the thing he participates in and he is very smart. You can always count on jamitrius
Jamitrius is good at football 🏈
Jamitrius by Thegreatape September 2, 2019

Jamitriyah 

Hot and sexy.. This person is built different and is extremely unique unlike any other being. You’ll never meet another girl like her. Jamitriyah’s are typically tall, slim, Aquarius's, intelligent, funny, and has swag. Nick names we usually call Jamitriyah’s is “Mommy” or “Momma Mitri”. Jamitriyahs tend to love like no other and they have a supersoaker like no other. Throat goats of course (Just ask your dad). All im saying is, there’s no one like Jamitriyah. She’ll be the best person you’ll ever met if you’re lucky enough to.
Jamitriyah is so fine bruh.
Jamitriyah by Romans Revenge November 21, 2021
MEDICAL CONDITION.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE; Laziness, uncleanliness, urge to steal, tendency to lie and cheat with bouts of drug use and munchies!
TREATMENT: Get a job, stop pretending and lay off the drugs!
That guy is so lazy and lies all the time. I think he has a bad case of Jimitis!
Jimitis by angrysibling May 12, 2011
a beautiful , sexy young lady
usually african american

most likely to pimp niggas

and got the best coochie
oh is that jimetria? she’s so sexy
jimetria by Darealnegro November 21, 2021

Jimetrius 

Blunt;Straightforward persona, tries to be consistent with what matters most or has high benefit value. Hates crowded spaces/large crowds and likely finds peace within self; Alpha. Lives life at own pace and can become defensive when confronted by others expectations.
I Am JIMETRIUS
Jimetrius by Out Skirts LLC November 23, 2021
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