a person wearing a trench coat who's gonna take the sandwiches from an IslandMart in an unknown area and use them as puppets in the parking lot of the store, and gives out tickets for $15 to see the show.
"Have you heard of Jim Welsh, the guy who grabs sandwiches from IslandMart and uses them as puppets in the parking lot?"
A sandwich specialist who wears a trench coat that uses 6-inch subs as puppets and sells shows for 15 bucks each... Legend says he's gonna steal all the sandwiches in an unidentified aloha islandmart without getting caught....
You gonna watch the Jim Welsh showtoday? It's Romeo and Juliet in the parking today
Jim welsh is a man created by the group who sneaks into Hawaiian convenience stores and steals the sandwiches and uses them as puppets and sells them 15 dollars a ticket out of his car trunk as a show.
Hello, Im Jim welsh. You look away and i takeevery last sandwich here.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).