Jewb

A person who is inferior to their 1337 Owners. In counter-strike if you get a headshot off someone and they say that they had lag, or your servers registry sucks they are considered a jewb.

(Newb that got his head blown off)-wdf ur server sucks, the registry blows.
(YOU)-ROFL JEWB!

by Jordan Castro March 17, 2007

Jewb

A Jewish Newb.

Look at this mother fucking jewb!

by Jewbpwner December 7, 2010

Jewb

A Jewish Tittay

Jew#1: Are you a Jewb?

Jew#2: No, I'm not a jewish tittay.

by Zonark000 September 22, 2014

jewb

1. junior newb
2. someone who is worse than a newb

Krush beat some total jewb today on starcraft.

by TheKrush August 14, 2006

jewbes

Ugly rich girls with bad hair from northern states. Their parents have enough money to dress them cute and buy boob jobs before they go to southern schools.

Thick, kinky, fly-away, dark hair.

Jew + Pubes = Jewbes

Do not book me anymore jewbes today! It takes over an hour to blow that nasty hair out!!!

by Jewbes are evil November 28, 2005

Jewb

A redneck Word for Jobs. Used when mad about situation at work. pronounced - (Jer-b)

I lost my Jewb. :(

by Kool Kid 50 June 3, 2009

steve jewbs

all apple products cost 3 times as much as they should and
steve jobs is the ceo
thus making him steve jewbs

apple fanboi-omfg its steve jobs i wanna suck him off so badd!!!!!!!
pc user-(typical macfag wants to suck off steve jewbs)

by AMD-KRYPTONITE August 26, 2010