Jewballz
They are the complete sweaty set of "chosen" appendages that serve to preserve the ancestry of the ancient Hebrews. Often lusted after by females who are tempted by their overwhelming powers of seduction.
Jewball
Jewball
Someone who exhibits extreme Jewish behavior. That one Jewish person who is always talking about temple and the torah.
Jewball by IamAninjaO.o May 18, 2009
jewball
jewball
jewball is an intense form of piggy in the middle. players sit/stand in a circle with 1 person in the middle "the jew". players must keep the ball away from the jew by throwing, kicking or bouncing it to other players in the circle. "the jew" can try and wrestle the ball off a player but only has 10 seconds to do so if he fails then he must return to the centre and play is resumed.
if "the jew" gets hold of the ball, either loose or wrestled, then he swaps with the person who touched it last.
there is also the opportunity to "jewmiliate" - the ball can be thrown at "the jew" at any time in the hope that it will bounce away and "the jew" is unable to catch it. - if successful then "jewmiliation" is shouted.
Jewball does not condone racism and is not intended as such - it is just meant as a light hearted game. the name can be changed to whatever the group decides.
if "the jew" gets hold of the ball, either loose or wrestled, then he swaps with the person who touched it last.
there is also the opportunity to "jewmiliate" - the ball can be thrown at "the jew" at any time in the hope that it will bounce away and "the jew" is unable to catch it. - if successful then "jewmiliation" is shouted.
Jewball does not condone racism and is not intended as such - it is just meant as a light hearted game. the name can be changed to whatever the group decides.
"you have been jewmilitated"
"wanna play jewball"
"jewmilitate him"
"man you missed out on jewball, we jumiliated chris so many times"
"jewball is not meant as a racist game"
"wanna play jewball"
"jewmilitate him"
"man you missed out on jewball, we jumiliated chris so many times"
"jewball is not meant as a racist game"
jewball by Jonny Roman December 15, 2007
Jewball
A Jewball is a spitball in which before the making of it, you violently pick your nose in order to excrete blood from its orifice. Following the nose picking, you stick the slobbery spitball into your nose in order to coat it in the viscous nose blood. After this, you stick it in a straw, and shoot it at a person of Jewish descent or one apart of the culture, Hence the "Jew" part of the word, and "Ball," coming from Spitball. This originates deep from within the internet located on multiple 4Chan posts in the early 2000s.
Man 1: Hey man, I once saw this jewish girl in my class so you just know I had to work up a jewball and shoot it right at the back of her head!
Man 2: Thats awesome dude, I wish more people would know about the culture of Jewballs sometimes, I always shoot Jewballs at my Jewish family!
Man 1: Yeah I agree, not many people know about it, just remember to coat it enough or its not a jewball!
Man 2: Thats awesome dude, I wish more people would know about the culture of Jewballs sometimes, I always shoot Jewballs at my Jewish family!
Man 1: Yeah I agree, not many people know about it, just remember to coat it enough or its not a jewball!
Jewball by RiskyRandom March 23, 2025
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B)
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