Jewbacon

Something one wants or finds appealing but knows it is forbidden or otherwise unattainable.

Man, that highschool chick is totally jewbacon.

Jewbacon by PhilAyeSheOh! August 9, 2010

jew bacon 

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

jew bacon by 123qwee February 13, 2008