Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 28, 2009
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Jew Acrobatics

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
by Szechuan July 20, 2008
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