Alternate form of Christmas. Used to emphasize the fact that Christmas is a Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, which is often downplayed in North American culture for the sake of being politically correct.
Person 1: Merry Jesusmas, dude!
Person 2: Wha..?
Person 1: Jesus is the reason for the season. Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior?
Person 2: Wha..?
Person 1: Jesus is the reason for the season. Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior?
by Matt__H_ January 10, 2008
Get the Jesusmas mug.Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".
by drew buryme June 12, 2009
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Jesusman27282729 was most recognized by his other name, jesus which was supposedly "made" by the christians when in actuality the game Jesusman27282729 came up with the name first. Jesusman was the creator of all video games and got hung on a fortnite plane for other gamers sins (playing fortnite etc).
Christians: oh Jesusman27282729.. name sounds cool..
Jesusman: if you take my name i will get you banned
Jesusman: if you take my name i will get you banned
by man27282729 May 28, 2019
Get the Jesusman27282729 mug.When followers of the Christian Faith are so enamored by the power of Jesus they lose total control of their limbs and lift their hands to the lord in praise. This action is usually accompanied by heads hung back, mouths agape in throws of passion and may, or may not, include tears or bodily fluids of some kind. As witnessed in videos such as, "I Can Only Imagine" or "In Christ Alone".
Example 1: Did you see Jenny last night during the screening of The Passion of The Christ? She was totally jesusgasming all over the place!
Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.
Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.
by phuckmi G zus July 16, 2009
Get the Jesusgasm mug.An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005
Get the JESUSMOSES mug.the word comes from a short youtube video where a guy puts his fist up to another guy and says very emotional the word: Jesusman.
later that ivolved to the verb: Jesusmanning.
wich means the act of pushing your fist in a vibrating way into the anus of another person.
later that ivolved to the verb: Jesusmanning.
wich means the act of pushing your fist in a vibrating way into the anus of another person.
by Be Loyal August 13, 2012
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