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Jesusgasm

When followers of the Christian Faith are so enamored by the power of Jesus they lose total control of their limbs and lift their hands to the lord in praise. This action is usually accompanied by heads hung back, mouths agape in throws of passion and may, or may not, include tears or bodily fluids of some kind. As witnessed in videos such as, "I Can Only Imagine" or "In Christ Alone".
Example 1: Did you see Jenny last night during the screening of The Passion of The Christ? She was totally jesusgasming all over the place!

Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.
by phuckmi G zus July 16, 2009
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Jesusmas

Alternate form of Christmas. Used to emphasize the fact that Christmas is a Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, which is often downplayed in North American culture for the sake of being politically correct.
Person 1: Merry Jesusmas, dude!
Person 2: Wha..?
Person 1: Jesus is the reason for the season. Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior?
by Matt__H_ January 10, 2008
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