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jesusified 

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"
mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified
jesusified by shadowjedi November 11, 2003
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jesusification 

jesusification, while disputed by some, has only been reached once
jesusification by od2 May 24, 2003

Jessifying

The art of colouring to the highest standard.
Tom is jessifying that book, he's not broken a line. Wow such colour.
Jessifying by Mr T February 10, 2022

Jesusified 

Someone or something that's been Christianised - made to sound Christian/made to sound like it's a gift from God/Jesus (whether it is or not...).
1. Someone who's just become a Christian has been 'Jesusified'.
2. If someone has randomly been given £10 when they REALLY needed £10 for something, Christians could say it was an act of God... thus the act of receiving £10 has been 'Jesusified'.
Jesusified by Luceness November 9, 2006

jesusification 

Jesusification is the (sometimes sudden and unexpected) shift in a influencer's (any famous person) image, marketing or brand that is inline with Christian belief and teachings. This change is often for personal gain and selfish reasons, most often times than not it is to promote a Christian adjacent cult who wants to recruit more members or it is used to gain sympathy from the right winged community after that person has been cancelled in order to still make money from an audience.
"the jesusification of social media is getting out of hand."
"I know right!"
"controversial celebrity is totally jesusified now after their cheating scandal last month."

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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