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A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!
by Lamarvelous December 04, 2009
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A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018
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