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a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)

Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!

jesus balls by chris_2191 January 30, 2008

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Jesus balls

Two spheres with a close gap between them, mounted at the base of the tower of a broadcast AM transmitter.

One ball is connected to the tower, the other one to earth ground.
In case of lighting, an electrical arc forms across the gap, routing the lightning to earth and saving the transmitter equipment.
Called "Jesus Balls" because if you touch them "you see Jesus" (i.e.: you can die).

If you don't want to see Jesus today, stay away from the "Jesus balls" over there.

Jesus balls by DavideAndrea August 1, 2013

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Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

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jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

Jesus christ monkey balls by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

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balls of jesus

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

balls of jesus by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006

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Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

Jess Ball by rukegbaigbulg November 30, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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