Jesus syndrome

The combination of complexes and dogmatic teachings that create a pathetic personality process that makes the person feel they are 'Jesus like' in the way the world should view them and as they view themselves.

My roomate seems to have fallen into a Jesus syndrome. He feels the need to try to cure the world's ill, right the wrongs that people do unto others while rarely seeing his own passive-egotistic, funky-underwear-on-the floor faults that need corrected.

Jesus syndrome by Chasman January 8, 2007

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Jesus Syndrome

When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!

1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.

2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving

Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!

Guy: Bitch!

Chic:*hangs up*

Jesus Syndrome by EricKay (credit to Nyambura) August 13, 2009

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Jesus Syndrome

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.

Jesus Syndrome by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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