Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.
by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
by MBucher December 09, 2008

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.
by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 09, 2008

by ChickenChocker69 April 02, 2025

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
