jesus

1. The totally awesome guy who is going to send you to hell if you don't belive in him and accept him into your heart

Guy 1: Hey guess what
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians

by Andy P. March 07, 2006

be-jesus

be-jesus is similar to someones wits or crap(not in the literal sense)

50 (fiddy) scared da be-jesus out of Ja as he held da gun 2 his head

by Gem,n Ash, N Sam January 08, 2005

jesus

Worlds greatest con artist

Jesus: "I can walk on water, honest..."

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009

`Jesus

The man you slept with last night.

I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.

by Jesus Christoher November 06, 2008

jesus

someone who can't drive

JESUS CHRIST! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

by Yabity October 23, 2010

jesus

a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.

jesus, these jesus freaks just don't get it do they? he never existed!

by billy gnosis April 14, 2008

jesus

jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light

jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him

by Justin Seymour September 24, 2006