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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
by Dick Whorecock June 15, 2016
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1. A common Hispanic name

2. A guy who died for people's sins (According to Christians)
person 1"Hey. I went to heaven and raped Jesus"

person 2"You raped Jesus? That's offensive to Christians"

person 1"Oh I was just referring to Jesus, the guy who worked at the Hispanic supermarket"

person 2"How did Hispanic Jesus die?"

person 1"Jesus of Nazareth, son of God, came down from heaven and raped him to death"
by Dick Whorecock June 15, 2016
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