The greatest man ever lived who tried to give off a message of love, kindness and caring to humanity.

Unfortunately, SOME members of his fan club had to degenerate his message to a point where it practically became a message of hatred.
Jesus Christ: Love thy neighbour.

New fundamentalist group: Thank god for 9/11, thank god for gays being persecuted, thank god for disasters on foreign countries, thank god for our exclusive luxuries. All non-believers must die!

Jesus Christ: *Facepalm*
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Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby
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The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.

The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
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Jesus, a mistranslation of the hebrew name Yeshua and Christ, translated from the Greek word Cristos, a translation of the Hebrew Meshiach, or as we say in English "Messiah".
Jesus Christ is the annointed one, the Messiah, Cristos.
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Is the most holy man that ever lived. He was born to a virgin mother, Mary and a father named Joesph. He never sinned like all other the other humans in the world. Jesus is our only hope in this world that we call home. The group that believes in him are called "Christian's". They love the Lord with all their hearts, souls, and minds.
Christian 1: "I love Jesus Christ!"

Christian 2: "Me too!"
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1)The second most important figure (next to God) in Christianity. In the Bible, the Old Testement takes place before he is born, and the New Testement takes place after.

2)An exclamation of anger. According to Christianity, you aren't supposed to say the Lord's name is vain, so it's considered by some to be a swear word.
1)When we went to Church on Sunday, the priest told us about the life of Jesus Christ.

2)"Jesus Christ, how stupid can you be?!" yelled the teacher at the student who couldn't read.
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The name of a great philosopher and teacher who claimed to be a prophet of God. Jesus Christ taught love, tolerance, balance, and justice.

Now his name has become an excuse for twisted religious fanatics to judge others without warrant, to justify intolerance, create chaos, and diminish the level of kindness in the world.
"Jesus Christ offered humankind the formula for a way of living conducive to happiness. Too bad clergy and fanatics fucked it up for everybody, in order to advance their own positions in the world."
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