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Jesus Christ is a fictional character.
Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.
Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.
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the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots
dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
by jackass_12345 May 12, 2007
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A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
by BennyC May 26, 2007
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A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey
Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?
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some dude commonly believed by the same kind of morons
jesus christ? actually doesn't exist!
by chun hyang February 06, 2008
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an ordinary man and was nothing but an extremely smartο»Ώ con artist. and after he got filthy rich by exploiting the gullible for money(through religion), he was executed by the romans for tax evasion since he was a jew and jews are greedy.
jesus christ- I come from heaven in order to bring salvation to humanity.

ignorant masses- what is heaven?!

jesus christ- a magical place you to go when you die where all your wishes will be granted and you will live in eternal happiness forever and forever!!

ignorant masses- Oh Shit! sounds awesome, way better than the shithole we live in right now! how do we get there?!! tell us jesus!!

jesus christ- you must worship some dude that you cannot see, touch, or hear every sunday by going to a place called church! and you must never question the lack of physical evidence of him EVER! or he damns you to hell!

ignorant mass- whats hell! sounds scary.

jesus christ- well hell is a bad bad place where people touch you in your special place and will be tortured for eternity in pits of fire!
*pretends to hear some voice*

"whats that god? you dont like people who have things that are of value such as gold and silver coins cause it is selfish?"

"and the people should donate there valuables when they attend the church on sunday?"

ignorant mass- o shit we dont want to go to hell. see you on sunday jesus.

jesus christ- suckers.
by TheMarchanter July 23, 2009
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