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Jesula is an awesome amazing person and it would be a shame to not have a Jesula in your life. A Jesula is a kind and caring soul. Full of life and joy. Don’t mess with a Jesula. Or else you will regret it. You will miss having her in your life if you loose her.
by Juicy989 October 26, 2022
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1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.
3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded
1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.
3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded
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by fathermcshane September 22, 2019
Get the jesulit mug.The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.
The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.
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In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.
by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004
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by SexyAlphaBeastTaco November 27, 2021
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JERRY: Look Tom! That girl is hot! Lets go talk to her!
TOM: That must be Jesua she is known for being hot and attractive.
TOM: That must be Jesua she is known for being hot and attractive.
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