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Jesters is a renowned "night club" in southampton, uk, and is widely known by other universities.
The pleasure of jesters is in its cheap drinks (50p pints on a monday) and it lovely smell of vomit, sweat and other bodily fluids. There is cheesey music pouring out of its doors and hoards of people in fancy dress. But that doesn't put students off, in fact in encourages the onesie clad crowd, as it is a must for anyone in southampton, often with queues all the way to chicoland!
I fancy a good night out lets go to Jesters

Why can I never remember my nights in Jesters?
Jesters by tigeronesie July 21, 2011

jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.
Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!
jesters-shoes by Big Rosco March 1, 2004

jewterus 

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
jewterus by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014

Jesters feet 

The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation.
She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.
Jesters feet by Ally B May 19, 2004

Jewerous 

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.
Jewerous by ellneph January 11, 2011

jesters academy 

Jesters academy is a weekly comedy podcast
Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast