jersey rider 

rust bucket originating from jersey goo, aka salted snowey roads.

"man, that guy just bought a $30,000 evo VIII, 5 years from driving in winter is gonna make that succa a jersey rider!"

jersey rider by tegasaurus July 8, 2005

Jersey Rider 

when a person is only dating or friends with an athlete because of the possibility of the athlete going pro.

A person - typically a woman - who just uses the athlete for status. "Riding the jersey to the top". Similar to a gold digger

The show basketball wives has a bunch of jersey riders.

Jersey Rider by writergrl25 July 14, 2010

jersey bike ride 

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

jersey bike ride by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride 

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004