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Jerky Gene 

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."
Jerky Gene by Oobatzz March 6, 2010
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Jerk master general 

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile