Definitions by Oobatzz

Cunk 

A cunk is most often times a female who is simultaneously both a skank and cunt . She may be a slutty, hippie that wants to have sex with every guy she sees in the bar, so that would make her a skank. But she also has a boyfriend that she cheats on while he is out playing pickleball, making her a cunt. So shes just another cunk.

OMG That girl just asked me if I would have sex with that guy acrosss the bar right in front of my husband! And she has a boyfriend! WTF?

Yeah, that one is known to be such a cunk. Don’t mind her, she’s always like that.

Cunk by Oobatzz January 14, 2023

Uncleskunkle 

A cute, black and white dog with a noxious odor.

Paula: "The dog doesn't have any water in her bowl! Chelsea, can you put water in her bowl please?"

Chelsea: "Aww...here you go my little Uncleskunkle!"

Uncleskunkle by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

Crunchies by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Jerky Gene 

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.

Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."

Jerky Gene by Oobatzz March 6, 2010