"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"
by the real ian harold October 9, 2008
Get the Jerkoff Hands mug.When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010
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