Jerkin' Jacks 

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

Jerkin' Jacks by Man Balls May 2, 2007

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved

bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper

El Salvadorian jackal jerking by end me42069 April 18, 2025