jerkbeast 

A dude in a papier mache demon helmet, drummer for Blood Butt, Anus Pussy and Steaming Wolf Penis (Who happen to be the same band). Featured in a biographical movie about himself and his band members, a necrophiliac bassist and a rabbit smashing guitarist.

Quote "Come on jerkbeast, comparing public access tv shows is like saying, this turd is better than this turd, coz this turd has peanuts in it.

jerkbeast by mikish23 May 16, 2006

Jerkbait 

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

Jerkbait by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.

"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"

jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

jerkweasel 

An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.

Why haven't you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?

jerkweasel by doodleopolis January 14, 2010

Jerkenstein 

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

Jerkenstein by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

jewbeast 

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch

Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.

jewbeast by Dudepiece October 22, 2009

jerkfest 

The sweetest party ever. Happens one weekend a year at an all girls catholic summer camp somewhere in New Hampshire. Everyone drinks in excess to the point no one remembers the previous night.

#1. Yo, when I woke up to take a piss this morning I had a condom on my dick and I don't remember who I slept with.
#2. Yeah, no shit this is jerkfest.

jerkfest by Johny Applesauce December 9, 2008