Jello Eater

Slur for Mormons. A portion of the United States covers Utah, Southeast Idaho, and parts of California, Nevada, and Wyoming. This area has the highest density of Mormons and have highest Jello consumption in the United States. Jello is also the state snack of Utah.

That Jello Eater is so brainwashed, he eats nothing except Jello. Damn church tactics.

by 1973memes with helicopters September 6, 2018

Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

by hydra1970 November 22, 2011

yellow bellied jello eaters

The slang term for the jello dish made for yellow bellied frogs. this dish usually contains crickets, flies, and other insects suspended in gelatin desert mix.

"Mom, could you make some more yellow bellied jello eaters for my frog Mortimer?"

by Gotcha, Mr. Bf! February 26, 2009

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019