Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.
by Jickle my Pickle February 19, 2023
A person who made Amazon and got a song named after him he is also so rich he could feed the entire world but don't
by Alex the motherfucker January 16, 2022
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 05, 2023