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A living organism that has fall in love to Janice for exactly 5 years. This living organism has the ability to reproduce so-called G-HORMONES when his ass is 0.5m above ground level, G-HORMONES increase one's arouse-ment rate (AR) by 5cm/s. This organism is a symbolism of "hard working but never works=HWNW" which was one of predominant philosophical concept of Dr.Momo during the 70s.
"Jeffray" can be used anytime, any where.
Dr.Momo: Hey, man, why could i never get her?
Mr. V: Jeffray~~~

Dr.Momo:That teacher, sighs... fail at teaching
Mr.V: shit
Dr.Momo: wtf?
Mr.V: Jeffray~~~
Jeffray by Dr. Momo November 20, 2012
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Jeffrey D 

Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
Jeffrey D by l00pz00p November 20, 2013

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist 

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"

Jeffrey Epstein 

didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

Jeffrey Li 

an absolute legend that has no dog