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Jeff Goldblum 

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.
Jeff Goldblum by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005
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Jeff Goldblum 

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Jeff Goldblum by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Jeff goldblum 

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.
good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff goldblum by milkshake January 21, 2005

Jeff Goldblum 

~Bruh, who is Jeff Goldblum
~He's like... the black Samuel L. Jackson
Jeff Goldblum by Thou_Art_Not_Worthy September 13, 2018

jeff goldblum 

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.
if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com
jeff goldblum by Melanthex March 28, 2005
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murderhobo 

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