jazzterbating

the act of masterbation through to art of jazz.

i was jazzterbating last night to miles davis' walkin'. turns out i had a jazzgasm.

jazzterbating by Sudonchew James Glavanovits April 3, 2008

Jazzterbating

The act of masturbating with the use of improvisation and mixed tempo until eventual Jazzgasm.

I was really mixing it up the other night. It was a real journey. I was jazzterbating solo for 3 hours straight and it was the best Jazzgasm I have ever had.

Jazzterbating by Edward Edwood April 6, 2017

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022