jazzterbating

the act of masterbation through to art of jazz.

i was jazzterbating last night to miles davis' walkin'. turns out i had a jazzgasm.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits April 3, 2008

Jazzterbating

The act of masturbating with the use of improvisation and mixed tempo until eventual Jazzgasm.

I was really mixing it up the other night. It was a real journey. I was jazzterbating solo for 3 hours straight and it was the best Jazzgasm I have ever had.

by Edward Edwood April 6, 2017

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006