jazz handed
It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.
jazz handed by twisted spinach June 24, 2010
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Jazz Handed
the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....
Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Jazz Handed by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009
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