Jay Stream Middle School

A school that tries to be engaging and fun but really drains everyone’s creative spirit and gives all students suicidal thoughts. Best known for racist and ignorant teachers who basically no one likes. Locally, it is referred to as Jay, and its rival school is Stratford Middle School. Basically everyone who attends that school is a snake and will probably backstab you. The mascot is the jayhawks and the main color is blue. How original! (Not really). Overall a pretty garbage school.

Person: What middle school did you go to?
Me: Jay Stream Middle School.
Person: Wow that school sucks.

Jay Stream Middle School by Lilpdog May 22, 2018

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Jay Stream Middle School

A school that tries to focus on positive learning but absolutely fails. Most students are racist and/or jack asses. They don’t do well with punishments, and it seems referrals give no harm. Jay Stream has a rival Stratford, otherwise know as “Straightford” or “gayford.” Not any surprise, they call us gay stream. Not only do the bathrooms smell like crap, but so do the 6th graders. Another unfair thing is only 7th and 8th graders get lockers, yet in the 2019-2020 school year they allowed few 6th graders to have lockers.

“What school do you go to?”

“Jay stream middle school...”
“You mean Gay stream, right?”

Jay Stream Middle School by Rlly.bad.at.comebacks October 4, 2019

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Jay Stream Middle School

A wack ass school with horrible students. Almost every boy thinks he is in a gang. Most girls are either weird asf or is a snake. The staff pretty much sucks and goes ballistic if they see a phone so they spent hundreds of dollars buying phone pockets for each room in the entire school. The lunch ladies are crackheads and think their lives are to hard. It’s rival is stratford which is the more rich, white school. The only decent sport is like boys soccer bc nobody fucking does it anywhere else. A pretty fucking bad school overall.

person 1: what is Jay Stream Middle School like?
person 2: it sucks ass

Jay Stream Middle School by shesnappedx December 18, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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