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Javontez 

A very kind person who puts others before himself and has the genitalia of a horse. Javontez is someone who will always make you smile even if they are sad themselves and tend to always be thrown in conflict .
Girl1:Javontez is very funny
Girl2:right it’s good to have him around
Javontez by Jockerlamer230 November 21, 2021
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Javontez 

A very kind person who puts others before himself and has the genitalia of a horse. Javontez is someone who will always make you smile even if they are sad themselves and tend to always be thrown in conflict .
Girl1:Javontez is very funny
Girl2:right it’s good to have him around
Javontez by Jockerlamer230 November 21, 2021

Javontez 

A very kind person who puts others before himself and has the dick of a horse. Javontez is someone who will always make you smile even if they are sad themselves and tend to always be thrown in conflict .
Girl1:Javontez is so funny

Girl:right
Javontez by Jockerlamer230 November 21, 2021

javontez 

Javontez is someone you can talk to because he’s most likely to be going through the same thing, supper cute, funny, chill person to hang with. Javontez doesn’t take the bs either.
Javontez is someone you can talk to because he’s most likely to be going through the same thing, supper cute, funny, chill person to hang with. Javontez doesn’t take the bs either.
javontez by Betty lashay brown November 23, 2021
Javonte is a really hot guy with a super awesome and funny personality. If you ever are lucky enough to have a Javonte as a friend make sure you treat him well. Javonte is very hot, caring, funny, amazing dude that cares very much for the people in his life. Oh but watch out, if u mess with a Javonte or one of his friends he’ll beat the shit out of you.
Person 1: Did you see Javonte today
Person 2: Ya he was looking pretty hot, as usual
Javonte by bear💕 November 17, 2019
An awesome fucking sexy dude with the dick of a horse. He is probaly the funniest kid you know. The bad-assness of his apperance will probaly kill you of awesomness. Most likely lightskinnded.............BUT HE'S FUCKING AWESOME.
Anna: Who is that badass

Sarah: Thats javonte

Anna: Whats that near his knee! :)
javonte by Peter Stark June 30, 2011
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