javaha

Javaha is a fine talented girl mostly loves to dance and has great potential and she is fun to hang out with Javaha has a great sense of humor

Javaha is so cute

Javaha can dance

javaha by J_wavyy February 19, 2019

javaho 

Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.

Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!

javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

javafart

The horrible, disgusting, frustrating error message thrown out by Java

An example of javafart:

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
at java.util.Arrays.copyOf(Arrays.java:2882)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.expandCapacity(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:100)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.append(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:390)
at java.lang.StringBuffer.append(StringBuffer.java:224)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:275)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLMs(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:289)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createLineChainFood(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:205)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createNextChildLMs(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:173)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.LMiter.hasNext(LMiter.java:40)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.getChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:978)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.addKnuthElementsForBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:954)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:253)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableCellFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableCellFavoutChainFood.java:170)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.createElementsForRowGroup(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:120)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:60)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getKnuthElementsForRowIterator(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:220)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:172)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableFavoutChainFood.java:247)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood$StaticContentBreaker.getNextKnuthElements(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:318)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.getNextBlockList(ConcreteBreaker.java:552)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.doFavout(ConcreteBreaker.java:302)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood.doFavout(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:240)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.FavoutSideRegion(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:156)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.finishPage(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:163)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.makeNewPage(ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:284)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageBreaker.handleBreakTrait(PageBreaker.java:494)

javafart by bombi October 14, 2008

javaHoe 

A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).

Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.

javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019

javagasm 

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.

"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."

javagasm by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009

Javatar

A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.

Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar

Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016

Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.

Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.

Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010