Jason Jing

Someone who stabs people with very sharp wood chips

Jason Jing stabbed me

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people

Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

Jasonking

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.

Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!

by Onnamarie July 7, 2022