Jason Bourned 

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

Jason Bourned by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

jason bourne'd

1.To effectively dispatch anyone ignorant enough to attempt an assault upon you, or a contact of high importance.

2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation.

3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it.

"A bunch of wannabe gangsters tried to jump me, and I jason bourne'd them. Needless to say it was spectacular."

jason bourne'd by scoobysnacks27 October 26, 2008

Jason Bourne 

See: badass
Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.

Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.

Jason Bourne by Nehemiah September 16, 2005

jason bourne 

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

jason bourne by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jason Bourne 

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.

Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."

Jason Bourne by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010

Jason bourne 

Jason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people

Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum?
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.

Jason bourne by vJason Bournex February 20, 2011

jesus christ its jason bourne 

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

jesus christ its jason bourne by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017