This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
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Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore March 5, 2018
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man with cute dad and thic dog
damn that boy looks like jason
by Milo lungen October 16, 2018
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A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name
Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*
by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019
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